The Tea

"Sookeh Iz Mahn....Like Legally And Shit"

via dlisted.com

Pop the sparkling True Blood (or just add a drop of soda water to your Sunday Bloody Mary), because Sooookeh and Beeeeeeehl Compton went and got married! To each other! That means your religious grandma doesn't have to hide her eyes with a bible when Sookeh and Beehl hump the crotch patches off each other in True Blood, because they married now. Yay! We can all enjoy Sookeh and Beehl's bloody fuck scenes together now!

UsWeekly says that Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer became husband and wife last night at a private house in Malibu in front of friends and family including Elijah Wood, Denis O'Hare, Alan Ball, Carrie Preston and her husband Ben Linus from Lost. Yes, this confirms that Ben Linus is EVERYWHERE. You're not just seeing things.

This is the first marriage (I think) for both Anna and Stephen. Stephen has two chirruns from two previous relationships.

There aren't many details on Sookeh and Beehl's wedding, but the only thing I want to know is if Lafayette was the flower gay and gave shade down the aisle while throwing deep fried onion blossoms from Merlotte's as Tara's mom and Randi Sue hummed the wedding song.

Oh and somebody should let People Magazine know that when they buy the TOTALLY EXCLUSIVE pictures from Sookeh and Beehl's wedding, they should just use a half-naked picture of ASkars as their cover. That's all anybody (aka probably just me) wants to see anyways. They can have him cover up his downtown Swedish dreamland with a ring bearer's pillow to give it that wedding feel.

Check out the pics over at Dlisted 

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True Blood's Eric Finally Sinks Something Other Than Fangs Into Another Dude / Queerty

via www.queerty.com

If you thought the first instance of hot man-on-man True Blood sex would take place between Lafayette and Jesus, or even Bill and Sam, you were wrong. (Major spoilers ahead.)
That honor goes to Eric Northman and Talbot, the bitchy queeny partner of Russell Edgington, the vampire king of Mississippi. Giving Russell a chance to run off and capture Sookie, Eric stays back at the mansion with Talbot for some … chess paying. "It's been a long time since I've done this … with a vampire," coos Eric.
And just when Talbot thinks he's going to get the pounding of a lifetime? Eric exacts the ultimate revenge against Russell, who killed his family, like, a bajillion years ago.
Unprotected anal sex doesn't kill. Vampires do.

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The Tea for Sunday July 11, 2010

Let's start the day off right with some hot Puerto Rican man meat! 

 Factory workers demanding better wages and working conditions are hastening the eventual end of an era of cheap costs that helped make southern coastal China the world's factory floor. That means "no more cheap iPhone's Girls!"

In Crazy Cunt News: An Orange County woman was sentenced to a year in jail for sending hundreds of threatening text messages – to herself. 

And for all things LoWhore, the HuffPost has a great little page with all the crazy honey.

I'm so tired of hearing about BP and this stupid Oil Volcano, it just makes a girl wanna snort tar ball (cause I'm to old to snort the white stuff!)

Yet another Ghetto Ass Weddin!

Fallin and can't get up: Robert Spillane, the son of Irish mobster Mickey Spillane meets his death as he tumbles down of his apartment window at the sixth floor in Midtown Manhattan in the Hell’s Kitchen neighborhood around Time Square.

Jennifer Aniston has a new man  pet, and he has a taste for True Blood.

In CaCa news: Never wear again, what you've already worn once!

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 Adrien Brody can "flex" his muscle for me anytime, anywhere mmmmkkkkk

BritBrit Glee Episode confirmed: oh my I can only imagine what kinda hot greasy white trailer trash mess this here's fixinda be!

Meet the Sperm Donor: "The Kids are All Right" can't wait to see this movie.

Jessica has dug her claws into yet another NFL star, good thing this one is retired so no chance of her bad luck game wrath. What's the catch you ask? Hmmmm this one is married!

Brotherhood star gets a major beat down, Lou Taylor Pucci knocked out cold with five broken bones in his cute little face. OUCH!

And the day wouldn't be the same without one more drop of LoWhore's drug infested dripping yeast! It seems LoWhore has went the MJ route for getting her meds. Hell, who needs a good old fashion drug dealer these days....the celebs and doctors are putting drug dealers on the unemployment line honey, what has this shit whole country become when even drug dealers are unemployed?