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BREAKING: Rush to the store, because your bottle of poppers just became a collector's item.

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According to a local video-shop professional, the company that makes Rush poppers has gone out of business.  An FYF friend (really, it's not me) just texted me the news and followed with a confirmation:

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Governor Rick Perry: Texas is 'a Land of Opportunity' Unless You're Gay and Want to Marry

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That prompted a question, later on, from someone in the audience who wanted to know if the governor of Texas wants to be the next president of the United States. "No," Perry said. "I have no intention to go to Washington, D.C., except maybe to go to a museum, like the Smithsonian."

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Real Housewives Tell America: Fear Nip Slips, Not Gay Marriage / Queerty

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When it doubt, always take advice from The Real Housewives of New Jersey, particularly on matters of importance like homosexual marriage. Curiously missing from this video message: Danielle Staub, the show's only semi-lesbian and, she insists, a gay rights advocate who doesn't mind when her friends say "faggot."

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Why Is Howard Bragman Hating On Ken Mehlman? Because He Didn't Pay Howard's Coming Out Tax / Queerty

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Publicist Howard Bragman, whose good gay graces can be purchased with a monthly retainer fee, reserves his most biting (and Nazi-infused) vitriol for gay people who come out without his paid services. Like Ken Mehlman.

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Brent McMahon Has Challenged Taylor Lautner To A Push-Up Contest | Dlisted

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Brent McMahon, the RV dealership owner who is responsible for filling Taylor Lautner's eye basin with tears of anxiety, wants to settle their dispute by taking off their shirts and breaking into a sweat until all of their muscles are sore. That really sounds like the beginning of a recurring wet dream that sends tingles down to Tommy Girl's Scientolohole.

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This Is Romance | Dlisted

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Isn't it every little girl's dream to one day receive a marriage proposal from a fully waxed and greased guido gorilla on the cover of a prestigious magazine that is mostly used as a cum rag by homeless crackheads in the Tri-state area? The same magazine that Hailey Glassman scooted her skidmark on a few months ago. The answer has to be yes, because this is the true definition of ROMANCE. Well, if you wet farted on the definition and then wiped it down with one of The Situation's used condoms.

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Josh Duhamel's Undies Help Promote New Movie

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Once you get through the trailer for the new movie "Life As We Know It," it'll be clear why the film's one-sheet uses an underwear-clad Josh Duhamel as its main selling point. The half-naked star might be the only thing that gets people into the theater.

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15 TV LESSONS WE LEARNED THIS SUMMER

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Summer is almost over so it’s time to put away those BBQ sets and beach towels for another year. But before we settle down for the Fall TV Season – here’s 15 Lessons We Learned From Summer 2010…

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Josh Eastman Arrested For Teaching Kid To Swear For YouTube Clip

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HARTFORD, Conn. — A man who captured a short video of his 8-year-old neighbor tossing around swear words and posted it online says he never thought it would land him in handcuffs.

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Federal Worker: 'Homosexuals' Holding Me Back

"I'm being punished for something I didn't do...oh I'm being punished..i got a job but i can't move up because of the homosexuals, nepotism and favoring of boyfriends and girlfriends...affirmative action..hey i got black friends and they feel the same way!"

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ....you STUPID ASS IDIOT?

But hey he's not a racist or a bigot or homophobic!  Just ask his black friends...and his wife from South America....I really love when these idiots get backed in a corner that the only way they can try to come back is by saying "my black friends" or "my wife is from South America" ...really ...what country is she from?

in the words of Bill Maher  "anytime someone prefaces a statement by saying I'm not a racist, some racist shit is about to come out of it!