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Becks' celebrated L.A. Galaxy's win against DC United yesterday by pulling his Jersey off and giving the night air a taste of his nipples (tastes like NADS, light agave nectar and MAC Lip Glass). Most footballers might celebrate a victory by howling and/or screeching, but Becks should never EVER do that. Becks' scream probably sounds like Kristin Chenoweth on helium getting a Brazilian wax, so yeah his victory dance should only consist of showing those nipples.
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When George Michael was sentenced to 8 weeks in the chokey for driving while stoned, I made a dumb joke about how it's going to be a non-stop party in there. Well, it is a non-stop party at Pentonville, but not for George. The Mirror says that George's fellow inmates have been butchering his songs by singing them out loud from their cells while he softly weeps into his hands.
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Getting slapped in the mouth with Ray J's crooked cock while the camera rolls might start looking real attractive to some of you after reading this mess of a story from TMZ. Golden showers brings $30,000 purses! High school counselors need to immediately update their "What do you want to do with your life?" speeches, because getting it in the end on camera will always pay off in the end.
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Mark Wahlberg crosses the 'boxer' role on his serious actor checklist. Not sure why Christian Bale had to lose so much weight for this film, but he sure did.
Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...
Go ahead and bask in the glamor of Real HouseHeifer of NJ Theresa Giudice and her future husband Joe from back in the day (above). And don't even try to act like you didn't wear these exact same outfits (which you purchased at Merry-Go-Round with your allowance money) while hanging out at the video arcade in 1986. I know the truth.
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Tennessee Lesbian Couple's House Torched. Was It The Neighbors Who Said They'd Do It?
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